001 Shot Fired [text; action for Rocket Base]

[shest]

I'm going to list a series of words.

If they are at all familiar to you please respond otherwise dismiss this.

Cold War
Spetsnaz
Lyndon B. Johnson
Nikita Khrushchev
Tselinoyarsk

[About an hour later on the Rocket frequency:]

My name is Adamska. Code name Ocelot. Call me either. I'm a GRU Major if that means anything to any of you.

I would like to speak with whomever is in charge here.

Comments

[foolishwren]

yep

i know several ponies

one of the first people i met here was a bird

there was a lion guy too

actually he was pretty hot, which was weird.

i feel like maybe i should be bothered by that but

[shest]

[There's maybe two minutes before the next reply comes.]

What?

[foolishwren]

i said the lion dude was hot

did i stutter

_{[COME ON OCELOT SURELY YOU CAN APPRECIATE HOT DUDES WHO THINK THEY'RE CATS]}

[shest]

[WELL OKAY MAYBE.

BUT EVERYTHING ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID.]

Ponies, lions, birds...

Next thing you'll be telling me about how Dracula is hanging around, too.

[foolishwren]

well i haven't MET any vampires yet but at this point it wouldn't surprise me

[shest]

[...sigh.]

Personally I'm hoping not to meet any vampires or zombies.

[foolishwren]

yeah

on the bright side they technically wouldn't be vampires or zombies anymore once they're here

[shest]

That would have its advantages.

For the same reason I lost my weapons, I imagine?

[foolishwren]

yep

takes away unfair advantages i guess

[shest]

I'm not sure I entirely see the logic but then calling this place unusual would be an understatement.