001 Shot Fired [text; action for Rocket Base]

[shest]

I'm going to list a series of words.

If they are at all familiar to you please respond otherwise dismiss this.

Cold War
Spetsnaz
Lyndon B. Johnson
Nikita Khrushchev
Tselinoyarsk

[About an hour later on the Rocket frequency:]

My name is Adamska. Code name Ocelot. Call me either. I'm a GRU Major if that means anything to any of you.

I would like to speak with whomever is in charge here.

Comments

audio

[fukkinawesome]

I know all of those people were dicks and Russia lost because they suck.

text forever

[shest]

Poshel na khuy.

[audio]

[fukkinawesome]

Poshel na khuy slishkom.

[shest]

You have a lot of nerve.

[audio]

[fukkinawesome]

And for a guy who won't even use his real voice you got some fucking balls, bro.

text;

[shest]

Why on Earth would I announce myself with my voice?

Text is just as efficient at communication.

[audio]

[fukkinawesome]

What, do you sound like a girl or something? Do you squeak? Nasally?

Yeah because it's so much easier to type individual letters than it is to actually say them.

text;

[shest]

Of those I have spoken to, you seem to be the only one with a problem.

I'm not about to be provoked by some loudmouth big shot.

[Except he kind of has already.]

[audio]

[fukkinawesome]

Dude you are so provoked. You are so provoked. Look at you getting all puffy and mad at me because I called some shithole country some names.

text;

[shest]

You know nothing about it.

[audio]

[fukkinawesome]

Been there. It's cold, it's shitty, the technology is ten years behind the times, they're draconian, they smell and they drink too much.

I could throw some more ethnic insults in there if you want, considering I've been there, set shit on fire in there, fucked a few girls in there and shot a few people there.

text;

[shest]

I'm not putting up with this.

[RAGEQUITTING THE CONVERSATION LIKE A CHAMP]

[audio]

[fukkinawesome]

SEE YA LATER BORIS, WE'RE IN THE SAME TOWN! YA MAD, BRO?

[And thus ends the conversation. Deadpool wins!]