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001 Shot Fired [text; action for Rocket Base]

I'm going to list a series of words.

If they are at all familiar to you please respond otherwise dismiss this.

Cold War
Spetsnaz
Lyndon B. Johnson
Nikita Khrushchev
Tselinoyarsk

[About an hour later on the Rocket frequency:]

My name is Adamska. Code name Ocelot. Call me either. I'm a GRU Major if that means anything to any of you.

I would like to speak with whomever is in charge here.

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[Goddamn she's good.]

Correct again.

I know all of those people were dicks and Russia lost because they suck.

Edited 2014-05-05 19:16 (UTC)

Have you found them yet?

Not yet.

If they're here, they'll answer. If not, they won't.

Poshel na khuy.

Poshel na khuy slishkom.

With any luck.

Though I hope this is only temporary.

And if they don't?

You have a lot of nerve.

And for a guy who won't even use his real voice you got some fucking balls, bro.

Why on Earth would I announce myself with my voice?

Text is just as efficient at communication.

If they don't, they don't.

I'm here regardless. It just means there's no one here I know but that isn't a terrible problem all things considered.

What, do you sound like a girl or something? Do you squeak? Nasally?

Yeah because it's so much easier to type individual letters than it is to actually say them.

I take it you're new, then. It sounded as though you might've been, but it was hard to be sure.

You're cautious enough that we're both well aware you have no particular reason to trust me. But if you feel like taking a crack at it anyway, I can try to answer some of your questions.

Of those I have spoken to, you seem to be the only one with a problem.

I'm not about to be provoked by some loudmouth big shot.

[Except he kind of has already.]

Dude you are so provoked. You are so provoked. Look at you getting all puffy and mad at me because I called some shithole country some names.

I'll take you up on it just the same.

What's this country called, for a lack of a better term?

You know nothing about it.

Been there. It's cold, it's shitty, the technology is ten years behind the times, they're draconian, they smell and they drink too much.

I could throw some more ethnic insults in there if you want, considering I've been there, set shit on fire in there, fucked a few girls in there and shot a few people there.

It's called "Johto". There's a map available on the device you're using to speak with me, but to save you some trouble finding it, just open this file, instead.

ATT: regionmap.jpg

I'm not putting up with this.

[RAGEQUITTING THE CONVERSATION LIKE A CHAMP]

SEE YA LATER BORIS, WE'RE IN THE SAME TOWN! YA MAD, BRO?

[And thus ends the conversation. Deadpool wins!]

[It sounded like this guy was straight out of the Cold War. Someone like Major Raikov. Otacon's recently met friend from Russia.]

Are you a soldier from the Cold War? I might hazard a guess but it sounds like you've just come from that era.

Edited 2014-05-05 20:04 (UTC)

I've lectured on all of these, outside of the last one.

Yeah, good luck speaking to the guy in charge. Speaking of which, that was sarcasm.

You're someone from Groznyj Grad. Who are you?

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